tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4400440654718642237.post4974802239439931285..comments2023-08-17T04:00:22.539-08:00Comments on Mama's Gotta Vacuum!: Do I really need a play by play of your "doo doo"?Aprilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03912420942589657975noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4400440654718642237.post-49011694309420343072009-08-27T06:33:18.134-08:002009-08-27T06:33:18.134-08:00my favorite poop conversation went like this:
&qu...my favorite poop conversation went like this:<br /><br />"Oh mama, it (poop) looks like a woodpecker"<br /><br />[Mama is trying not to laugh hysterically and forever scar the son, who hates woodpeckers. Or worse yet, scare the kid back into diapers. And how the fuck could a turd look like a woodpecker. Wait - don't answer that - I don't want to know. Suffice it to say, it looked like a turd not a bird.]<br /><br />"What's wrong mama? You no like woodpeckers? Don't worry mama!"<br /><br />I commenced laughing so hard that I cried. Thankfully he is still pooping on the potty.Lindseynoreply@blogger.com