How many women are lucky enough to say that they have a pussy prayer circle? A group of women, ready and willing to pray (or meditate, or dance around chicken bones wearing flight attendant suits) for their nethers.
Well, count me lucky. I have such a gang of wonderful women who I'm calling on right now. My crotch ultrasound is tomorrow to see if they can determine what the unidentifiable mass in my labia is.
I'm gonna punch someone in the throat if it turns out to be crotch cancer and my girls have to spend the rest of their life replying "crotch cancer" when asked how their mother died.
That would suck.
Prayer circle activated. x
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