Friday, August 14, 2009

Help me market my little ear wax maker

I'm pretty sure that I could make a pretty penny off of Evie's unusual talent of making excessive earwax. It makes it's way out of her ears at the pace of a slow, yet ever moving glacier. So help me push the limits of what we know to be child labor and start making money off my 4.5 month old.

Cause I'm always looking to make a buck.

Uses for earwax?
-chap stick if your stranded and lost while in a freezing climate
-cheap adhesive or binding agent

The list could be endless.

Produce, child. Produce. And until I get a patent, I will faithfully collect and store my little gold mine.

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