I thought I would cut Mike a break and bathe the girls tonight so that he could finish a song that he's been working on. Cause I'm thoughtful like that.
So there sat my little lovely babe enjoying her soak. Watching her sister drink "booty water" as her dad likes to tell her it is. And then, our of the blue, she says:
"A-da?"
"A-daaaaa?"
"DA-DA???????" *peering around me to see if he is standing outside the door or behind me*
Are you fucking kidding me? Da da? Do you know what I've done for you?
You know they drown puppies, maybe they're on to something. Maybe mama just looked away for a second....oops! Maybe you're little ass shoulda' said mama.
Stupid daddy's girl.
Let me guess? Mama, if she has said it only happens to come out of her mouth when she's feeling pathetic, tired or hungry. In fact, it's pretty much synonymous with "Give me that boob, not!"
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