Monday, April 26, 2010

Serial Killer

I'm raising a serial killer.

Friday night when we went out, Layla got mad at Larry and told him that she was going to cut his face with razors.  And then she went and gave herself a time out.

This morning she threw her breakfast plate on the floor, waffles, syrup and all.

And then she told me that she was going to put me in the toilet.

Who IS this kid?  Where does this even come from?  Seriously, she's insane.  And a little scary.


  1. Little Cracken. Just like her mama.

  2. Okay, Ms. mythology teacher. I'll have you know that when I Googled Cracken, the urban dictionary tells me that it's a really big smelly turd.