Dude, I'm falling apart

I went to the podiatrist today to talk about my toenail fungus and foot pain that I've been having.

Here's what I did understand. Chronic athletes foot and nail fungus that we cant do anything about until I'm done nursing. Okay, simple and said in English.

Here's the rest. "Big word, big word, lots of big words, Neuroma, followed by injection. Then a whole bunch of other big words, ANOTHER GREAT BIG FUCKING DIAGNOSIS THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER followed by surgery".

Whatever. I let the persuasive son of a bitch inject one foot and mold some orthotics for me.

I'm milking this insurance max out for all it's worth.

And I'm NOT having foot surgery.