"Mama, can you put polar bear in your bagina"?
"Baby, he won't fit (yes, I lie to my kid) and he will get all gooey"
Lesson: no more national geographic
"Hello Mr. Polar Bear, hello Mrs. Evie"
"She's your sister, you can just call her Evie, you don't have to be so formal"
Lesson: I'm still working that one out
"Evie just puter flied in my face"!
"I'm sorry, she's too little to say excuse me"
Lesson: Stop using words like puter fly, bully patch, and draws.
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