And she is standing there shirtless, squeezing her nipple, pulling it up near her face, and licking it.
Mike and I both had to look away, cause if she sees us laughing, it will be the new game. And I don't want it to be the new game cause she looks crazy. And weird. And, uh, special. And a little like a freak.
Okay, she stopped.
Resume normal activity.
I've had those moments where I wanted to laugh so hard, but it was so inappropriate, but so funny...
ReplyDeleteAnd how the heck was she licking her nipple? I mean, I could, but my breasts are a lot bigger (and floppier) than hers.
I have no idea how she managed it. I know she had her skin stretched to capacity, and it was rather unnerving.
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