Saturday, November 14, 2009

Oh, poor baby!

Oh sweetie, don't cry.
My poor baby, there there.
Honey, please don't cry, it hurts mama.
Shh, baby, shush now.
Evie, stop crying, please.
Ohmygod please stop crying.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Stop crying.
Stop crying.
Jesus, what the hell is going on with you?
Come on Evie, it's okay, just stop crying now.
Oh my god, you're driving me crazy.
Shut up, already.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

OHMYGODSHUTTHEFUCKUP!

Ahem.

Sweetie.

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