It's a Christmas miracle!

It's a freaking miracle that Charmin can make the four rolls of toilet paper sold at gas stations look like actual rolls!  When in reality they have defied the laws of nature and made two or three tiny squares look like it's wrapped around a roll over and over and over.  We burned through a while 4 pack of these little miracles in one day.  One day.  And we paid a fortune for it at the gas station up the street.

It doesn't help that Mike does his best to kill a small forest with every trip in.

Layla was watching Mike change Evie's diaper yesterday and she had some hard little pebble turds.  One rolled out of the diaper and fell on the floor.  To which Layla sang "one fell off and bumped it's head".