Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Two words your husband can say to guarantee he'll get laid

"Wanna come?"

Yes, come.  As in:

Layla: "Daddy, where are you going?"

Mike: "I need to run an errand".

Mike: "Wanna come?"

Yay!  One kid out of the house while I attempt to cook two different dinners (one for Mike and the girls and one for me) AND make something for Mike to take tomorrow because I miscalculated how many drumsticks we had in the pack that I took out.

Somebody's getting lucky tonight.

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