Because my 3 year old just informed me that I pewter (pewter fly=fart) like a man.
God damn it, Mike. Stop putting this crap in her head.
And I pewter like a moose gargling gravy. Let's keep our metaphors consistent, please. So as to not confuse the already befuddled child even more.
Hopeful Sun
6 years ago
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